Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Do you want to support the troops?

UPDATE: I am going to keep this post on top for a little while. So support some troops.


Here's how.

If you support the troops or have been wondering how to do it—check these links out
If you like what they do, donate or help them out. I cannot tell you how much good you do when you're downrange and you get a package in the mail from someone who cares back home. A book, a can of Barbasol, a pine cone. It means a lot. The books you send overseas get read, and I would collect this stuff and send it out to my guys on the firebases to use. No political messages…just we support you. Also some great things for R&R and family members.

You will need your Soldier’s address with APO/FPO and when he/she is expected to return from overseas

Let me know if any of these are not what they seem to be and I will remove them but a cursory link to each one seems legit.

Links to “free” stuff for troops:

http://www.operationhomelink.org/ - Free computers for spouses/parents of deployed soldier in ranks E1 – E5.

http://www.prweb.com/releases/2004/2/prweb106818.htm - free mail/gifts sent to children of deployed soldiers.

https://www.operationuplink.org/ - Free phone cards.

http://anysoldier.com/ForSoldiersOnly.cfm - To sign up for sponsoring soldier care packages for theater.

http://www.appreciateourtroops.org/forourtroops.shtml - To have commander sign up for mugs for unit troops.

http://www.operationshoebox.com/ - free shoebox care package.
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http://bluestarmoms.org/airfare.html - lowest airfare available.

http://bluestarmoms.org/care.html - free care packages.

http://66.241.249.83/ - free air conditioners/heaters.

http://www.heromiles.org/ free air travel for Emergency Leave, and for the family members of injured soldiers to travel to Medical facility.

http://www.bluestarmothers.org/airlinespecials.php - Airline discounts for R & R.

http://www.booksforsoldiers.com/forum/index.php - free books, DVD’s, CD’s.

http://prayercentral.net/engage/militaryprayer/daily.php - daily prayer and scriptures.

http://www.militarymoms.net/sot.html - free care packages (your family member signs up to have sent to you).

http://operationmilitarypride.org/smsignup.html - free care packages.

http://www.soldiersangels.org/heroes/submit_a_soldier.php - get adopted to receive stuff.

https://www.treatsfortroops.com/registration/index.php - free gifts and care packages.

http://www.emilitary.org/forums/index.php?s=c200230df4b511793b37d9fa7072b056&showtopic=354&pid=664&st=0&#entry664 - free bible, Christian video, and book for spouse/family members of deployed troop.

http://www.defenselink.mil/news/Nov2004/n11232004_2004112312.html - free shipping/packing materials for shipping to troops.


Copy the link into your browser and go from there. I have now checked out all of these links and they are good to go, as in they are what they appear to be. Check them out.

Thursday, May 12, 2005

Efficiency Report Phrases

Oh, how I wish we could write it like it really is.

Like a young Lieutenant running a hand grenade range who fell asleep while the range was hot "This officer has truly explosive potential."

Enjoy

- Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and started to dig.

- His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.

- I would not allow this employee to breed.

- This associate is really not so much of a has-been but more of definitely won't be.

- Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.

- When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change whichever foot was previously in there.

- He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.

- This young lady has delusions of adequacy.

- He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

- This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

- This employee should go far; and the sooner he starts, the better.

- Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

- Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't looking.

- A room temperature IQ.

- Got a full six pack but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.

- Gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.

- A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.

- A prime candidate for natural deselection.

- Bright as Alaska in December.

- Donated his body to science before he was done using it.

- One celled organisms outscore him on an IQ test.

- Fell out of the family tree.

- Has two brains; one is lost and the other is looking for it.

- Gates are down, the lights are on, but the train isn't coming.

- He is so dense light bends around him.

- If brains were taxed, she would get a rebate.

- If you stand too close to him you will hear the ocean.

- One neuron short of a synapse.

- Some drank from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.

- Takes him 1 ½ hours to watch 60 minutes.

- The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead.