Wednesday, February 16, 2005

TOP 10 REASONS WHY MOST MEN FAVOR HANDGUNS OVER WOMEN:

#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.

#09 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.

#08 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.

#07 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.

#06 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.

#05 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.

#04 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.

#03 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?"

#02 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.

AND, THE NUMBER ONE REASON A HANDGUN IS FAVORED OVER A WOMAN...

#01 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN!


heh-heh, no offence ladies, really

2 Comments:

Blogger Subsunk said...

Good ones. You were wise to wait until after St. Valentines Day, however. Remember, one Awcrap wipes out all Attaboys.

Subsunk

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