Thursday, February 17, 2005

Fair is fair: why handguns are better than men

Equality, equality. This is why I love this country.

1. You are guaranteed satisfacation with a handgun.

2. You are likely to be satisfied more than once.

3. It's okay if handguns are small.

4. Average size of a handgun is more than 5 inches.

5. Handguns don't roll over and go to sleep.

6. A handgun still fires after more than one round.

7. A handgun can be hidden away when you are tired of dealing with it.

8. A handgun doesn't needlessly compete with other handguns for matters of the ego.

9. Handguns don't complain when you want to go shopping.

10. Handguns don't complain when you want to watch a chick flick.

11. A handgun won't come home drunk at night.

12. Handguns don't leave the toilet seat up.

13. You can still play with a handgun during your period. In fact, you might even enjoy it more than usual.

14. It's not a problem to share your gun with your girlfriends.

15. Handguns aren't intimidated by assertive, intelligent women.

16. Handguns don't suffer from barrel envy.

17. You don't have to worry about whether your hair and makeup are done for a handgun.

18. Handguns don't mind if you wrap your hands around another one.

Hat tip to The Bitch Girls


Blogger Subsunk said...

Yep, knew payback was coming in short order. Sadly, I agree with 99.999% of these comments. Guess the ladies have us by the triggers?


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